BY MISTURA OLUOMO
Toke Makinwa’s book has been causing serious debate since it dropped.
And if you have seen what we have seen, you will not be surprised.
And even though some of these things have shook the internet into a state of ‘dazement’, it is welcome distraction for some of us.
You don’t agree? It must be hard to please you.
Anyway, for someone who has not read the book, I have discovered the most interesting things via Twitter.
Here are some of the things I have learnt about men from Toke.
1. Okunrin o l’orun [Trans: Man don’t get Heaven]
According to the excerpts from Toke Makinwa’s book, he dashed her an unforgettable gift i.e STI and closed eye.
How do you give someone an STI and still act like…NVM.
2. A man can download another version of you, if he wants.
Toke has admitted to bleaching because of Mr Maje according to her book. She transformed from former Toke to Toke 2.0 without needing superpowers.
I am beginning to believe men and women can never be equal for real.
3. It is a man’s pipe, and he can wield it whatever way he deems fit.
Case in point: when Oga Maje refused to empty… Okay, shey you people will read instead?
4. The man is the game master. Period.
According to excerpts from Toke Makinwa’s book, Maje called off the wedding several times.
He’s the referee. The Chairman. The owner. Full Final Stop.
5. Even the man’s mother knew her son was not Toke’s husband
Yeah, me sef confuse.
But read this and see if you will understand