By Mistura Oluomo
Grabs can of insecticide, sprays it seriously. Drops can.
That is for you Omotola stans who will fly in here like the Beyhive and think Mistura cares enough for your wahala.
And since Omotola one time thought she was Beyonce (I’m not sure if she still thinks she is), I figured insecticide will work for her stans (as per Beyhive = Bees).
Now if you’re not closed minded and you’re still a fan of Omotola like I am, you’re welcome to grab your popcorn and tea while we discuss this disturbing news I just stumbled upon – There is going to be another Omotola reality show.
Like what the…
Breathes in and out. Carry on…
A few years ago, Omotola Jalade Ekeinde showed the whole of Africa how influential she was when she premiered her reality show; Omotola: The Real Me. Fitting herself into body hugging clothes, immersing her face in foundation and powder, while she basically did nothing and showed us the whole world like she was Google Maps, the Actress bored us so much, we might as well have been watching a poor remake of an old film.
There was nothing real about the real Omotola. Fans wanted to see her without all the glamour and glitz, I mean that is what you sign up for when you go the reality TV path, right? But mba, Aunty Omotola had other plans; she wanted us to catch up on things she could not show us via social media.
Yet, we did not complain. Like the good fans we are, we endured the entire season.
And now she wants to come back.
First of all, madam we prefered when you thought you were Beyonce to now that you think you’re Kim Kardashian.
No Kim Kardashian is not the only one who is the star of reality TV but think about it, who is the face of reality TV right now everywhere in the world? Who is the poster child of reality TV? Kim abi? And we all know deep inside that it is what Aunty Omotola wants.
Second, how does anyone go from talented movie star to reality star? Shuo! You went and represented us in the America o (as per TIMES 100 most influential people in the world) and we are still proud of that moment (we will forever be) so why in the name of amala and ewedu do you want to evolve from movie star to reality star? :/
Third, please we miss you on screen. Find a script worthy enough and return to your real business. Thanks.
Abi, what is all these? Rise and rise of dollar, hike in Coldstone Ice Cream prices and now another The Real Me that is not the real her.
Hian, please stop it if it will be like the first one.