BY SHAMAN MOMOH
So, 2015 Headies has come and gone, and like we all expected, the event was quite underwhelming. If not for the Oscar-winnable performances of erm Egbon Olamide and Don Jazzy, it would have ended up being just another night.
Headies has a reputation, and that reputation is it NEVER begins on time. NEVER!
See, make I just clear una, the day Headies starts at the time advertised, we should all just sell our belongings and start running because, arriveth that time, arriveth the Armageddon.
But it wasn’t just the lateness that people had to talk about. There was also the billions – OK, not billions – millions of empty seats at the venue.
Below are some of the funniest tweets. Trust Nigerians, they always make it funny.
— – Biyi OG (@Baddman20) January 1, 2016
Ben Murray Bruce will soon bring up why he didn’t wear tie to the Headies because the government is choking his people ? #TheHeadies2015
— Uche (@UcheIsClown) January 1, 2016
Oya burst my head… I pay 25k VIP and table no dey my front with champagne Headies… You must be joking #TheHeadies2015
— WOLF OF ALL TWEET (@UnilagDope) January 2, 2016
Headies… Pls what did wizkid do to you guys???… is it because he ported to glo?? ???? #TheHeadies2015
— I:G @naijaspice (@naijaspice) January 2, 2016
Spare a thought for Eva Alordiah’s fiance. He proposed live a the Headies and it would never be remembered. What does a man have to do?
— Abiola Kazeem (@biolakazeem) January 2, 2016
— #TheHeadies2015 (@Naijablogger) January 1, 2016
— Emeka Nwekwo (@Emekanwekwo) January 1, 2016
I za frezident of za pederal republic op nijeriya declare zat za headies has to be rerun. Za tribunal has nullified all results. Shikena
— Ed-Stark (@Edmundorbini) January 2, 2016
The headies is soo scripted. Alas script failed them this year https://t.co/M0NX60DWl3
— Purple Moon-IVAN (@RotimiAlabi) January 2, 2016
Pay as you win award. Just give Uncle Ayo some money and he will give you headies
— Mr PERVERTski (@Chocboytohbadt) January 2, 2016
They should just have given that car to kiss Daniel oh. He needs that shii as he no get boss wey go buy for am.
— -King Lama. (@Laamar__) January 2, 2016
Eva’s boyfriend has vowed to propose again at AY live easter show as Headies beef killed their stunt.
— Akolawole Oshundiya (@bobo_jayejaye) January 2, 2016
— Jan-30th⛱ (@SpencerKratos) January 2, 2016
MI Abaga is same height with the microphone stand…? Goodnight please. pic.twitter.com/TuI2RpQgz3
— Plangkat Miller-Ham (@peekaymila) January 2, 2016
You can use her neck to pour fuel in gen pic.twitter.com/lyCqb48gyS
— PAPI RUGIO||NOTIS (@M_hit_) January 2, 2016
We go put am back tomorrow when he wan share money again. https://t.co/vsWLjabbEP
— SF (@segunfamisa) January 2, 2016