BY ‘SEGUN ODEJIMI
After about 95,662 postponements, Big Brother Naija 2019 has finally commenced. That means Biodun Fatoyinbo‘s rape allegation, the Super Eagles’ Madagascar disgrace and several other rubbishes will be relegated from social media noise for the next 89 days.
Last night was the opening ceremony of Big Brother Naija and expectedly, Nigerians on Twitter had so many things to say about this new season, especially the opening ceremony which saw 21 contestants find their ways into the house.
So, below are some of the ridiculous things we found under the #BBNaija hashtag.
There’s a man that looks like everybody
How this Ike guy manages to look like 3 people at the same time …I still don’t understand pic.twitter.com/EsLe37lff1
— Retired Fuckboy ()
Don’t worry Don Baba J, after one week, accents will disappear
This is sounding like a mixture of bbamerica and BBUK ooo.
— ITS DONJAZZY AGAIN😉
LOL! Some people are already communicating with Obafemi Awolowo
Daddy good evening sir, I know you are resting by this time but your grandson seyi won’t allow us rest either. Just use eyes to signal him to shut up 😢 😢
Which one is he can talk to the queen of England 😭😭 IFB pic.twitter.com/3NEHFipcky— 😏
Or maybe he’s a security personnel
My friend told me he’s going for and I haven’t seen him, my mom said maybe he’s a ninja 😂😂💀 pic.twitter.com/iflFfnfrjF
— Mimi Ibrahim
His god answers prayers too?
pastor biodun fatoyinbo right now knowing Twitter users are off his case presently pic.twitter.com/eLJEYWn8tT
— Ememobong milca
N100’s grandson! I’m done, please
See how 100 naira’s grandson be making noise upandan pic.twitter.com/HxY6TQpsYo
— Gold|Unseen🇳🇬♊️
I’m shooketh. Are you?
You See Why I Must Take Any Girl To Swimming Pool Before Any Other Spending Money Place On First Dates🤦🏽♂️
Now Lukkattt This Ninja Now
pic.twitter.com/ExFGHH7cmN— Big Brothers Senior Bro ()
Can we call him Michael Power then?
If you, know u know. Retweet if u understand . pic.twitter.com/ZEHyeSyohU
— Ayoola okiki
Hahahahaha!!!
This is the person bearing LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 😅😅🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/JQokJ5X5z2— Omotunde pascal
Will he be eating them?
This Seyi Awolowo and his oversabi ehn…by the time they evict him 100naira go scarce for lagos pic.twitter.com/WeCYrA0NP1
— Tony Yomi Olowa
This stuff is for awolowo abeg 😹🙅🏼♂️ pic.twitter.com/4QkvwTgt9O
— Anonymous
She looks innocent… she looks like she score 120 in JAMB 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Uxb0cPUuNj
— #BBNaija #TeamMike
Didn’t see her too. Maybe she’s related to John Cena?
Make up na bastard! Didn’t see this elderly woman at the live show oo! pic.twitter.com/jzYiaoLPzn
— Malik Obama
True. Bet 9ja, release odds nah.
Bet9ja how far na we suppose fit dey bet on the side as the show dey go on.
— ITS DONJAZZY AGAIN😉
Dis one don spit full bed like small pikin…their real face is showing now pic.twitter.com/tszLpWjLGk
— you just found ollie ()
So fucking happy it has started… Now momsi can suspend that useless India film called Mehek abi my neck 🙄
— Don’t 😠 me 🇳🇬 ()
When you remember that your eye lashes has disappeared pic.twitter.com/xJrUW9jNth
— #BBNAIJA SAVAGE
Distractions everywhere
Mike and seyi trying to concentrate on what they came for pic.twitter.com/vVIOaLVjN7
— jurKENklopp ()
She who do she do she…
Tacha what do you do
Tacha: I do me
Seyi: pic.twitter.com/JQg5rrDpWX
— Gold|Unseen🇳🇬♊️
If Omoshola’s shoe could make it in, there’s hope for everybody!!! pic.twitter.com/v7oG3tUtri
— Isaac Victor °